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I am hungry!

And I haven't posted in WEEKS!

I'm 99.9% sure that I got ALL A's this semester. Sure, I only took two classes, but summer classes are HARD! Or at least time consuming.
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My writers block is so bad I can't even figure out what the fuck to write here.

Maybe one day I will be a published novelist? That would be nice.

free flow writing

Why am I anxious all the time?

Does anyone else think it's a little fucked up to call my sister a genius and praise her for it, then turn to me at call me "bright" but "unmotivated". I think that's the most insulting thing that's ever happened to me.

I'm afraid my overall grade this semester is going to be a B. When did I start caring?

I get accused of being a bitch a lot. I need to start living up to that. Just sayin'.

I wonder if anyone reads this who I don't know about?

I'm making something to eat but I feel so ill right now.
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My boyfriend is getting in town this weekend! Life = great.

I cleaned the interior of my car now, and it smells like ArmourAll and lyscol. It makes my head hurt.
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I had a horrible dream that Mann Coultergheist was removing my wisdom teeth while dressed as Darth Vader, minus the helmet.

It was scary.
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I am too obsessed with zombies.

I'm thinking about starting a Zombie-blog. So I can rant about popular events, and then make some zombie-brain-related joke. It would be AWESOME. I would call it "Zombielicious" (or something). Z to the O to the M B I E, it's ZOMBIELICIOUS!

Okay, so I pretty much stayed at home today and did nothing except draw my alter-ego, Princess Tinkle. I also talked on the phone a lot an watched The Colbert Report, but that was pretty much it. So tomorrow I am resolved to do the following:
  • Go to a used bookstore.
  • Role some dice with the homies.

    Also, I hate having writers block. Especially when I have a good story in mind, yet I can't seem to write it out...eloquently or anything. LIFE IS HORRIBLE.

    I need to find a pseudoscience book for my anthropology class...maybe something about ATLANTIS or about how the holocaust "wasn't real". My sister said she once read a book by an anthropologist who claimed she knew everything about Ancient Egypt because she was the reincarnation of an Egyptian princess.

    Okay, my question is: why do people always claim they're reincarnations of royalty? What happened to all the peasants and the lower class? Do they not get reincarnated? I'm pretty sure in my past life (assuming I had one), I wasn't anything super fancy like a princess or anything. I was probably some peasant who ate rotten meat and bathed once a year. That's just realistic.

    EDIT: Okay, Ann Coulter is a CUNT. Here's what she's saying in a nutshell:
  • "OMG, Republican girls are SO PRETTY. Prettier then liberals. That makes us better." Hmm, yeah. You an Michelle Malkin can suck it.
  • "We're not anti-gay! We just think they shouldn't marry or have the same rights as heterosexuals." That makes perfect sense!
  • "Democrats are GAY! Teehee! I'm WITTY! Disregard my previous remarks that we're not anti-gay, the Republican party is better because we're STRAIGHT."
    You know what, Ann, my dear? You can kiss my white, liberal ass.
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    I had a dream last night that sharks could walk on land. LAND SHARKS! It was scary.

    So, I'm getting surgery in May. It's nothing serious, I'm just getting my wisdom teeth "surgicaly" removed. I AM SCARED. This is my first time getting "surgery". I also hate people messing with my mouth. I think if I was the tiniest bit more immature, I'd bite. Seriously.

    Tomorrow I hafta take Rambo to the groomer. I'm not looking forward to the sad doggy look on his sad doggy face when I drop him off. But I have errands to run while he's getting groomed, such as questing for books and new dice because I am a NERD.

    I watched the Sarah Silverman Program marathon last night. I found that show ridiculously funny, which I shouldn't have since it was HORRIBLE. But I couldn't stop laughing. I felt like such a bad person. But at least I don't get drunk off cough syrup or sleep with God....unless...

    Speaking of bad people, my dad drove me to the dentist today. Okay, he's not a completly bad person (maybe he is...), but he is a horrible driver. And since I got in a car crash a few months ago, I get pretty freaked out when people drive bad. He was weaving in and out of lanes, cutting people off, and tail-gating people. I kept slamming my foot on the floor on an invisible, imaginary brake. ANYWAY, someone cuts my dad of and a freaks out, and says: "Oh yeah, you HAVE TO be in front of me because you're MEXICAN!"

    I'm pretty sure that the older my dad get, the more racist/sexist he gets. Here are some examples of the lovely things my father has said in the past few months:
  • "Feminism is stupid. Women should stop complaining! (keep in mind, I'M a feminist, as is my sister)"
  • "Feminism isn't about equality! Implus, women CAN'T be equal to men."
  • "They're only complaining because they're BLACK." (that was about the black man who got shot and killed by police the day of his wedding as he was walking home, UNARMED)
  • "Women are stupid because they can't do math" When my sister asks, "Well, am I stupid? I have two degrees and am going to GRADUATE SCHOOL for my PHD", he replies, "You're different". That's the number one way to tell if someone is prejudice, is if they say "Well, you're different from other _____s".

    I honestly don't understand why people are racist/sexist/STUPID. It just doesn't make any sense.

    EDIT: Okay, this reminds me of a story Jaime told me. He was on a bus/shuttle thing to go from Camp Pendelton to San Diego, and there were some stupid girls behind him, talking. They were like spoiled valley girls, or SOMETHING. Anyway, this is the conversation as follows:
    Girl: Hilary Clinton is going to win the presidential election because she's a woman. America, like, needs a woman to run the country.

    Jaime: *turns around* That doesn't make any sense. That's like saying Barack Obama is going to win because he's black.

    Girl: Shut up! Like, can you even vote? I bet you don't even have a green card.

    (By the way, if Clinton wins the democratic canidacy, I'm going to be PISSED)
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    So, I have a super-awesome Spring Break planned as follows:
  • Read The Dain Curse
  • Start English essay
  • Find Pseudoscience book
  • Hang out with some people perhaps maybe
  • Play my banjo

    So not much is going on, obviously. Midterms are over. I've spent the last hour and a half playing Princess Maker 2. I'm going out tomorrow, but tonight I'm home all alone and Jaime went to see 300 so I don't even have a boyfriend to have long phone talks with. WOE IS ME.

    He get deployed in September, I think? He asked me what I'm going to do once he's gone to fill up all my free time. I have several things planned:
  • Go to shows more often
  • Go to Anime meetings at UTEP
  • Maybe do other fun stuff with FRIENDS! HOORAY FRIENDS!!

    I am so bored right now. I'm making lists for everything. EVERYTHING!! This is what I've made lists of:
  • What I'm going to do over Spring break
  • What I'm going to do when Jaime leaves
  • Other super secret lists
  • This list
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    A Letter to Myself

    Dear Future Randi,
    Please, please, for the love of GOD, do not procrastinate.
    Your BFF,
    Randi xoxoxo

    So I totally put off all my reading for Anthropology/Astronomy/History. I've managed to catch up in most of my reading, but it's taken a lot of time. I also took my first midterm today, for English. I'm pretty sure that this is what the last sentance of my final essay read:
    "It is arguable that the dog is a physical embodiement of OH CRAP I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME nature"
    My TA is going to read that and be like "what the fuck?!" and then go tell my sister because they are grad-student friends. Damn them.

    BY the way, Jaime says he's coming home on April first. I TOTALLY DON'T BELIEVE HIM! I'm convienced this is an April Fools joke, and I'm going to go the airport to pick him up and he's gonna be like "Just kidding!". I would then be forced to severely hurt him. SERIOUSLY.
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